Moles.... not the skin ones. No, not the CIA ones either. I'm talking about the infidels of our suburbs. The terrorists that work by night around the homes of our families and loved ones who leave their trademark "dirt hump trail". Little dirt-burrowing creatures (gritting teeth)..... I hate them. Now that I live in the suburbs and have a lawn that gets compared to everyone else’s I feel the new kind of peer pressure. You know what I'm talking about, right? So I've been crushing down tunnels of dirt in the early evening and standing by with a shovel. Yeah, that’s right- I'm going to dig him up when I see him move. My friend Randy Noah said this is the only thing that really works. He's tried the chemicals and the traps but no dice. With the new “shovel method” he's snagged 14 this fall! I haven't gotten mine yet but I’m very determined. This mole is making me crazy. I'm considering using firepower to rid my yard of this terror......12 gauge any one?
